Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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