She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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