White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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