Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
