So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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