I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I deserve to be covered in dicks
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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