I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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