She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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