we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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