kristin has been a bad kristin
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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