Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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