So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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