She's JV to your varsity
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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