i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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