I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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