The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
