i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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