So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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