That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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