Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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