Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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