My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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