Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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