Nicole vs. Life
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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