She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Just puked most of my soul out..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
