dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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