I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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