Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
