I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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