Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
