forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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