Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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