you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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