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(847): View more from Illinois

the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.

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(541): View more from Oregon

You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?

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(240): View more from Maryland

Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.

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(770): View more from Georgia

She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.

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(713): View more from Texas

Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?

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(647): View more from Ontario

Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.

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(949): View more from California

We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3

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