Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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