you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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