I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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