oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
My Sexting was not on an AP level
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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