doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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