We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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