no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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