I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so let's talk penis.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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