he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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