Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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