That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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