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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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