I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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