quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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