We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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