What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Sorry about my life...
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