We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
