Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
