Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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