I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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