So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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