508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he was CRYING into my vagina
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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