Duck Duck Cougar?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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